SD’s lack of creativity abounds…

Since I appear to be completely lacking when it comes to creativity and imagination lately, I’ve gone and stolen this quiz thing from Dane. And one day, one bright, beautiful day, I shall write again, but sadly, today is not that day. Mores the pity on that one, I say. Anyhow, enjoy.

How Freaky Are You? (In case you’re wondering, ah, not very)

Instructions:

Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. BOLD everything about you that is true. Leave plain anything that is false about you. Put an asterisk (*) at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true.

I am bi-sexual.
My spouse or lover is aware of my orientation.
My spouse or lover has watched me have sex with someone of my gender. *
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
I masturbate more than once per day. (Well, maybe on occasion, like say, yesterday)
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I enjoy watching others having sex or being watched during sex.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have had sex with two different individuals (at seperate times) during the course of one day.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover’s body.
I have had a lover drop wax on my body.
I have a foot/sock/shoe fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
Watching someone urinate (or being watched while urinating) is a turn-on.
I have had sex in a vehicle.
I have had sex while driving a vehicle.
I have been to a sex club or bathhouse.
I like being choked during sex.
My lovers would describe me as kinky. (I suppose, on occasion)
I shave (or trim) the hair on or around my genitals.
The smell of my lover’s sweat turns me on. (Eh, depends)
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
Dirty talk during sex turns me on.
I enjoy pornographic magazines.
I have a collection of porno movies.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I regularly look at porn sites on the internet.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on. (No more than any other)
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I’m not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex outdoors.
I have had sex in a public place or where I might have been discovered.
I have had sex in a bathroom stall. * (Sounds strangely interesting)
I have had sex in the snow.
I am or have been in a polyamorous relationship.
I have participated in three-ways or orgies. *
I have to have music playing during sex.
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.
All day I dream about sex.* (But that’d sure as hell be fun, yes?)

I’ve Never…

I borrowed this meme from AAG because, well, I’m more than a little bored, I rather enjoyed reading hers and my mind is being a mite stubborn at the moment.

The ones that are TRUE for me are in Purple…

I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.

I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.

I’ve Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.

I’ve Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.

I’ve Never Had A Threesome.

I’ve Never Been In Love.

I’ve Never Had Sex In A Public Place.

I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse.

I’ve Never Been Spanked.

I’ve Never Been Tied Up.

I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.

I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger.

I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date.

I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.

I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker.

I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office.

I’ve Never Been Married.

I’ve Never Been Divorced.

I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.

I’ve Never Posed Nude.

I’ve Never Watched Porn.

I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.

I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.

I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party.

I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.

I’ve Never Flashed Anyone.

I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online.

I’ve Never Cheated On My Significant Other.

I’ve Never Masturbated.

I’ve Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.

I’ve Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.

I’ve Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.

I’ve Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.

I’ve Never Received A Rim Job.

I’ve Never Given A Rim Job.

I’ve Never Received A Hand Job.

I’ve Never Given A Hand Job.

I’ve Never Had Sex In A Hammock.

I’ve Never Performed Oral Sex.

I’ve Never Received Oral Sex.

I’ve Never Had Anal Sex.

I’ve Never Had Sex involving a strap-on.

I’ve Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.

I’ve Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With
Someone Else.

I’ve Never Had A Sex Dream.

I’ve Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.

I’ve Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.

I’ve Never Had Phone Sex.

I’ve Never Had Cyber Sex.

I’ve Never Role-Played.

I’ve Never Played Strip Poker.

Sunrise, huh? Not what I woud’ve guessed.

I keep stealing these quizzes from Sasha because well, I love silly little quizzes like this and more importantly, I haven’t written anything worth anything in a couple weeks. I’m having issues at the moment, but I’ll post something original soon, I’ve already started, I just need to finish.

In the meantime…

You Are Sunrise

You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You’re often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.

What Time Of Day Are You?

I love the stars…

…and because I do love them so and I love him, I gave my love his own star awhile back…

Which Tarot Card Are You?

You are the Star card. The Star is the light of hope. Shining in the night, sending light into darkness, the stars provide direction to sailors and are a field on which to dream. Humanity used to look up at the sky and desire to be there, to find out what it all meant, and now we have been a distance into space and have elementary ideas of the makeup of all the different stars. This kind of achievement adds further fuel to our hopes. The eternal, slow-moving stars that will be long shining past the end of our own existence provide hope of immortality, and the vast space they suggest and the very mystery they hold provide us with excitement and knowledge yet to be discovered. Image from: Danielle Sylvie Taylor http://members.limitless.org/~morpheum/gallery.html
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Tag, I’m it!

You know, I never really liked tag when I was a kid. Hmm, wonder why?

Anyhow, Dane tagged me with this meme and because I love him ridiculously, I’ve decided to be a good girl and ignore the temptation to pretend like I didn’t see it.

This meme was “originated” by SupaMum, and here are the rules: I ask a question and who I tag answers the question and then answers my question and thereby tagging other people and asking them a question. The question can be anything. And it can cause a thread conversation.

Dane’s question: Who was the first celebrity/famous person that you ever had a fantasy (however innocent or dirty) about?

Jack Wagner–I had some rather lovely fantasies (some innocent, some dirty) about being Frisco’s Felicia on General Hospital.

My Question: If you were given the opportunity to go back in time and completely change, slightly alter or otherwise delete one choice, decision or action you made that had a negative impact on the rest of your life, would you take it?

As for me, no, I wouldn’t. Everything that’s happened in my life–good, bad or otherwise–was meant to happen and to go back and change just one thing, no matter how small, would alter the course my life has taken and who’s to say it’d be for the better? Nobody. It’s a gamble and one I don’t feel is worth the risk.

In regular SD fashion, no tags. If you want to answer the question in my comments or on your own blog, have at it and if you don’t, that’s cool too.

Guilty Pleasures? Me? Why, I never…

The scrumptiously sexy Sasha tagged me with this “Guilty Pleasures” meme, and though I rarely admit feeling guilty over anything, for her, I shall confess my sins (or five of them, anyway).

So without further ado, five of SD’s most “Guilty Pleasures”, in no particular order…

Midori: I adore the stuff in anything, everything, all things. I might just pour it into my coffee, but I’d probably get some funny looks if I tried. If you pour a bit of Midori into my drink, I’ll be your most loyal of subjects (maybe), but if you make me a Midori Sour, I’ll be your slave (most likely).

Maraschino cherries: Don’t ask why because honestly, I couldn’t tell you, I just love the things. They’re so sweet and good and yummy and mmm. Sigh, now I want one, and if it happened to be wedged between his lips, well, I’d be in heaven.

My fingers: Do I really have to explain why? Oh alright. I’m a big (huge) fan of vibrators and back massagers and hell, shower heads, if it has the potential to make me come, I wholeheartedly support it, but sometimes there’s nothing more potent than my own fingers to get the job done. They’re like magic, I tell you.

My Cell Phone: Shameful, I know but I love to talk. Seriously, I almost never shut-up, and if I didn’t have my cell phone what on earth would I do when one of my many scattered thoughts floats through my mind and I have the need to tell someone right away? Oh, I can’t imagine it. LOL.

Candles: I’m obsessed with them. I have them everywhere, and I do mean everywhere. Almost any scent will do, but my absolute favorite is Clean Cotton from Yankee Candle Company, it smells delicious, like fresh, clean clothes. Okay, it’s a bit weird, but I never professed to be completely normal, did I?

I have a ton more to be sure, but a girl can’t give away all her guilty pleasures, can she?

As for tagging, I never do it, but you’re all free to confess some of your guilty pleasures if you wish to. And if you do, let me know because I’m the curious sort, you know.

The Power of Three.

Compliments of the Minxy One…

Three Names You Go By
SD
Psyche
Bitch (that’s my roommates favorite)

Three Things You Like About Yourself
My eyes
My mouth (which is just a bit up and to your left)
My feet (weird I know, but they’re cute)

Three Things You Dislike About Yourself
My height
My weight
My hair (it’s awful)

Three Parts of Your Heritage
To be honest, I’ve never really given this any thought. Sorry.

Three Things That Scare You
Spiders
Helplessness
Loneliness

Three of Your Everyday Essentials
Coffee
This silly blue bracelet my child gave me (I feel naked without it)
Lip gloss

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now
Baby blue boy shorts (comfy yet sexy)
Black capri pants
Sketchers black & white flip flops

Three Favorite Bands/Artists (at the moment)
Eminem
Nickelback
Journey (I’m sorry Jeff)

Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present
Photograph - Nickelback
Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
If I’m Not In Love - Faith Hill

Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months
Flying (on a plane, ladies and gents, on a plane. I think I was five the last time I stepped foot on a plane)
And I’m sure there are more, but I can’t think of any right now.

Three Things You Want in a Relationship (love is a given)
Trust
Intimacy
Desire

Two Truths and a Lie
I am a 50 year old virgin living out my fantasies through this blog.
Night is my favorite time because of the stars, they relax me and make me dream.
I do not believe that people are destined to truly love only one. It’s lovely in theory, but in reality it just doesn’t work for me.

(Guesses as to which are true and which is false in the comments section, please.)

Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex (or same) That Appeal to You
Their eyes
Their lips
And because physical appearance isn’t what draws me to someone, that’s all I can think of.

Three Things You Just Can’t Do
Deal with dishonesty
Deal with distrust
Cartwheels (although I continue to try)

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies
Sleeping
Reading
Writing

Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now
Go home because I don’t feel well
Lose myself in sleep until I feel well again
Do some of that flying I was talking about earlier

Three Careers You’re Considering
Writer (Erotica, Romance, Romantic Suspence)
And that’s it because I’m honestly content with what I do now

Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation
California
Minnesota
New York

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die
Be truly happy
Be loved for the woman I am
Be accepted for the same reason I want to be loved

And there you have it. I don’t do tags, but you’re welcome to do it if you wish.

Lovingly borrowed from…

Mon.

I can live with that.

Compliments of…

Us. And since I can never think of anyone to tag for these things, I’ll just leave it open to whomever wishes to do it. Enjoy.

Why did you start blogging?

Honestly? As a form of marriage counseling (or therapy for lovers, if you will). Out of all of the problems in my marriage, sex was one of the most bitter so I started this blog in an effort to try and repair, improve and expand our sex lives without actually having to physically go to marriage counseling. Confused? Well, basically, I took our sexual experiences and wrote them out, occasionally adding something(s) that I felt was missing or lacking and then I’d let him read what I’d written to let him see how I felt about it. Unfortunately, it didn’t work because sex was only one in a legion of problems and improving that did nothing for the rest.

Have you ever wanted to meet a blogger in person?

Mmm, yes, there is this one that I would absolutely love to meet.

Have you ever met a blogger in person?

No, I haven’t.

Have you ever spoken to one on the phone?

No, haven’t done that either. I’ve talked to a bloggers voice mail but not the actual blogger. And a blogger has talked to my answering machine but not actually me. But hopefully someday I’ll get to talk to a real live blogger. Who knows?

Do you have more than one blog?

Yes, I have this one and I also have a personal blog that isn’t exactly G rated but it’s certainly not NC17.

Where do your ideas for posts come from?

Up there underneath the title, it reads… That surreal place between fantasy and reality …and that’s precisely it. Some of what I write is reality taken from the sexual experiences I share(d) with my partner and some is merely fantasy — images, dreams, desires, needs — that I long to make reality.

Have you ever fallen for another blogger?

Fallen for? Yes.

How many blogs do you read?

I read a whole myraid of blogs (if I’ve linked to your blog, I read your blog) but honestly, there are only a handful that I read religiously (as in daily).

What do you like to read in a blog?

If it captivates or stimulates me, whether it be mentally or physically, in any way, I’ll read it.

Are there blogs you shy away from?

I’m pretty liberal in what I read but any blog (or site) involving nonconsensual sex and/or sexual activity involving minors isn’t something I want anything to do with. Aside from those, not particularly.

Why do you keep writing?

I haven’t been writing all that much lately because the current state of my sexual life isn’t conducive to anything worth reading but when I get back on the proverbial horse, I’ll do it because writing, for me, is therapeutic, it’s a passion, it’s something that I love do and something I simply can’t fathom not doing.

Bagged and Tagged.

For the lovely DQ…

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Hmm… good question. I don’t know? Some place a bit cooler and less prone to tropical disturbances, I suppose.

2. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

It’s a close call between board shorts, capri pants and flip flops.

3. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?

I have no clue? I think it was ‘The Documentary’ by Game.

4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

6:45 AM

5. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?

My Hamilton Beach BrewStation.

6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?

The Piano. Why, I have no clue but I’ve always wanted to learn.

7. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

SUV.

8. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTER LIFE?

Mmm Hmm.

9. FAVORITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?

Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendack.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

Winter.

11. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Invisibility… wouldn’t that be fun?

12. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

I have none but plan to change that one of these days.

13. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

No but strangely, I have a sudden urge to learn .

14. ONE PERSON/PEOPLE FROM THE PAST THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD TALK TO?

For reasons that allude me, I’d love to have a chat with Elvis.

15. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

Saturday.

16. WHAT’S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Well, the last time I checked, there was a life size stuffed SpongeBob wearing a pirate suit and a box of books.

17. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

Hamburger.

18. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST?

Not gonna email it.

19. WHO’S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Not gonna email it.20.

WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM?

Why, the strap-on wearing, lube toting Sex Goddess also known as Demon Queen, of course.

21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?

Sunflower.

22. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

23. BUTTER, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?

Butter.

24. FAVORITE COLOR?

I can never decide whether it’s green or baby blue that makes me tingle. Both, I think.

25. FAVORITE SANDWICH?

Caprese (Tomato, fresh mozzerella, basil and olive oil on a bagguette).

26. ON VACATION, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?

Anywhere the weathers warm and the drinks are fruity.

28. FAVORITE BRAND OF CLOTHING?

I don’t typically pay any mind to labels. If it’s comfortable and I like it, I’ll wear it.

30. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?

None.

31. COKE OR PEPSI?

Pepsi but personally, I’d rather have a Dr. Pepper.

32. ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON OR A NIGHT OWL?

Night Owl.

33. CAT OR DOG?

Dog.

34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME?

Chance by Chanel.

35. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEN’S COLOGNE?

Hugo by Hugo Boss.

36. HOW MANY CLOSE FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

Three.

37. WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, IF YOU COULD?

Right now? Everything.

38. WHAT TALENT DO YOU WISH YOU HAD?

I’d love to be able to sing because my poor child starts to wincing every time we get in the car and I flip on the radio.

39. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GEM STONE?

Emerald.

40. WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF, IF YOU COULD?

I’d like to have a better perception of myself but honestly, I don’t think I’d change much.

I’m not tagging anyone specific but if you decide to do it, let me know.